“I love this site. There’s no place like a coffee house. As Oscar Wilde once said: ‘I can resist everything except temptation.'”
Uggi Reynisdóttir is the site’s protagonist. Handsome and wise, Uggi is an avid coffee drinker. He’s a pirate by trade with a collection of three stolen jet skis. Unlike many of his species, Uggi’s heart is filled with compassion (albeit his brain is filled with hay. But hey…it could be worse).