Coffee Quotes:

“Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.” – Ankita Singhal

“Either way, he figured a cup of coffee would hit the spot. For what is more versatile? As at home in tin as it is in Limoges, coffee can energize the industrious at dawn, calm the reflective at noon, or raise the spirits of the beleaguered in the middle of the night.” – Amor Towles, A Gentleman in Moscow

“Want to hear a really dark joke? Decaf.” – Unknown
“Coffee! Because anger management is too expensive.” – Unknown

“I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can…and WINE to help me accept the things I can’t!” – Tanya Masse

“The Lord must have created coffee to reward humans for those bad times they sometimes have on Earth. Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life. A good cup of coffee makes life seem better.” – Sahara Sanders, Indigo Diaries

“Mrs. Windemere always had a cup of hot coffee waiting for me. Black, which, she said, was the only way to drink it if you wanted to be awake to serve the god of Creativity” – Gary D. Schmidt, Okay for Now

“You’d have coffee on a drip if you could, wouldn’t you?” – Kristina Adams, What Happens in New York

“The love for coffee is stronger than any fears of man.” – Mladen ?or?evi?

“One must savor the coffee, to actually have it.” – Mohith Agadi

“Coffee and flying are two pleasures that combine magnificently.” – A.J. Sky, Starstorm

“Do you know what the Turkish say about coffee? It should be black as hell, strong as death, and sweet as love.” – Holly Black, Black Heart

“COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!” – Comic Strip Mama

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S.Eliot

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson

“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors

“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” – Justina Chen

“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T.S. Eliot

“Coffee is a language in itself.” – Jackie Chan

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black

“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott

“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.” – David Lynch

“Coffee is a way of stealing time which should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett

“Coffee is a hug in a mug.” – Unknown

“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” – Justina Chen

“Coffee is a language itself.” —Jackie Chan

“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” —Lewis Black

“Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” —AJ Lee

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” —Earl Wilson

“Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” —Rita Moreno

“If it wasn’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” —David Letterman

“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” —Hugh Jackman

“I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” —Sandra Bullock

“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” —Steven Wright

“Life’s too short for bad coffee.” —Gord Downie

“No coffee can be good in the mouth that does not first send a sweet offering of odor to the nostrils.” —Henry Ward Beecher

“Coffee is my water now.” —Becky G

“What on Earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book and a cup of coffee?” —Anthony Trollope

“Life is just one cup of coffee after another, and don’t look for anything else.” —Bertrand Russell

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” —Abraham Lincoln

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” —Jean Kerr

“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” —Edward Abbey

“When traveling with someone, take large doses of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” —Helen Hayes

“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” —Clark Gable

“Don’t ever let anyone tell you that fairy tales aren’t real. I drink a potion made from magic beans every day, and it brings me back to life.” —Nanea Hoffman

“Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” —Thomas Jefferson

“Coffee first. Schemes later.” —Leanna Renee Hieber

“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” —Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“It doesn’t matter where you’re from or how you feel—there’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” —Gabriel Bá

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” —Alphonse Allais

“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” —Fran Drescher

“I think if I were a woman, I’d wear coffee as a perfume.” —John William Van Druten

“Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25—unless we haven’t had our coffee, in which case we feel 107.” —Martha Beck

“I see no purpose in bad coffee, bad wine or insincere friends.” —Edward L. Morse

“I need a coffee to go with my coffee.” —Zooey Deschanel